when it rains it pours

For a Monday it started aight and then promptly took a nose dive.

-My woobie (script) is MIA.
-Some moron had me in his cross-hairs and tried to commit vehicular homicide against me on my way to work.
-I must have a big fat bulls eye on my back because everyone with a snarky comment or a big black cloud hanging over them have made it their goal to share with me.

So. Not. In. The. Mood.

For reals Monday. What gives? I know for a fact I didn't do anything to you...