fickle phone

(yes i know this is all in lowercase; my shift button is retarded today and i was sick of going back and trying to fix every other word.)

dear at&t:

it was a clear December day back in 2000 when you and i met. i was given the gift of mobility. i had a cute red nokia phone. you introduced me to the world of text. we went everywhere together, and i loved you.

after about three years of bliss you became cingular and the relationship got even better. more coverage! no roaming! ROLLOVER MINUTES! i was in love. you could do no wrong. until about 18 months ago and you stopped being cingular and started going by at&t again. dropped calls. dicey call areas. no access to 3g-the nation's largest internet carrier. i got an iphone thinking things would be better. they got worse.

dear at&t. we are now at a crossroads. clean up your act and return to the stellar service we once shared or i'm out. i don't spend $100 of my hard earned money every month for service that only works when it wants to.

much love,
kristen.